Mom has a very valid point

So I was thinking about what Mommers said about the "founding fathers" thing it all started to make sense.

Our country had founding fathers because they were all men. If our family had founding fathers, I don't think I, or my brothers, would exist because two men can't have children, although San Francisco is the home of "founding fathers." So Mom, thank you for not being a man. Dad, thank you for not choosing a man. I am announcing the official title change of Mom & Dad's profile picture to "founding parentals" instead of "founding fathers."

Thank you Mom for your very valid complaint.

Mike